The Prophets

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The Prophets
1 Alexander the Great was a kind of prophetic figure.
2 Alexander laughed and said, “We will exterminate them.” The just king.
3 Alexander had the Form of justice in him.
4 Christ had the Form of wisdom in him.
5 Mohammed had the Form of wisdom in him.
6 Socrates had the Form of wisdom in him.
7 The enlightened do have what appears to the uninitiated as psychic powers.
8 Mohammed was spooky. He was like a bird.
9 Christ made everybody laugh. The way they recorded the history is hilarious.
10 Poor Peter died never knowing he was Christ the whole time. Christ gave him the nickname Peter because he was thick like a stone.
11 Christ said, “I never said they had to go to church on Sunday.”
12 Siddhartha always had trouble with saying things. With being positive.
13 The humans don’t realize they’re all One.
14 King David had the Form of justice in him.
15 We can assume Lord Vishnu descended to earth in approximately 1500 BC. We see an artifact of it in the Bhagavad Gita.
16 Prophets are inextricably linked to the fates of nations.
17 Jefferson got very, very close to Wisdom.
18 He was enlightened, too. The Maharshi.
19 Saint Denis achieved enlightenment.
20 St. Denis thought the purpose of life was to maximize pleasure. He was right.
21 St. Denis was smart enough to know what the highest pleasure was. And he achieved it.
22 Aristotle didn’t have a particle of religion in him. But you’d be surprised. He could be pretty mystical at times.
23 Dante never reached enlightenment. But he was pretty enlightened if you ask me.
24 Plato didn’t want to reach enlightenment. He just wanted to understand everything. Which he did.
25 Mohammed knew everything, so he just made up his own religion.
26 Mohammed never reached Perfection. That’s why he was a prophet, not a Deity.
27 A prophet possesses Wisdom and enlightenment. A Deity possesses Wisdom, enlightenment, and Perfection.
28 Teresa and John certainly reached enlightenment.
29 Gurdjieff was a high level nonreturner. A very good teacher.
30 Gurdjieff never questioned his selfhood which is what blocked him from enlightenment.
31 Christ said, “They killed me the last time I visited. There will be no return.”
32 Vishnu and Shiva contemplated the I looking at itself, and thus reached enlightenment.
33 Vishnu and Shiva are good dudes. Always helping out when they can.
34 “Why aren’t there more female prophets?” Don’t look at me. You just have to do it.